Check this out! NO!!! Seriously!!!! CHECK IT!!!!!

PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF!!!! (for the record, it was 279.0 without the behemoth camera in my hands LOL). I even weighed myself SIX SEPARATE TIMES to make sure it didn’t slide back up over 280. 280, I has broken you!!!! 😀

Rob’s lucky I didn’t call him the second I did this (which, incidentally was at 5:20 when I got up to pee – weigh-in was post-pee, of course, not that you needed to know that). Yes, those are my ugly-ass feet, as evidenced by the gross marks on my left toe from the burns three weeks ago (healing slowly).

*ahem* okay, that’s enough excitement. Carry on.