I know it’s been a while, but cut me some slack. I have these little buggers taking up residence in my throat:

That would be strep throat. I am uncomfortable, I haven’t been able to eat solids since Saturday, and I’m in a fuck of a lot of pain and sleeping a lot. I am currently surviving on Danactive yogurt drinks, soy pudding and the odd piece of bread I mangle until it’s soggy. I will report back if I manage to kill the dreaded plushy. If it kills me first, well… I’m sure my mom will miss me 😛